Just like the popular saying, everyday for the thief, one day for the owner of the house.
Few weeks ago,a similar incident graced the Internet.
This is an embarrassing moment as a man got stuck in his best friend's wife while having Sêx with her from the back.
They had to call for help when they could no longer bear the pain but only ended up attracting a crowd
Friday Azala,65,was on
Tuesday remanded in prison custody by an Egor Magistrates’ Court, for allegedly having canal
knowledge of his friend’s 12-year-old daughter.
Azala was accused of defiling the girl at No. 6, Agho Street, off Textile Mill road, Benin, on April
9, 2017.
According to the prosecutor, Ben Omoruyi, the accused is a friend to the victim’s father, who
is bed-ridden, and always comes to the house on the pretence of seeing his friend.
Omoruyi told the court that the accused had defiled the girl “several times before he was
caught in the act.”
He also said the accused always lured the girl with N20, to have his way.
Azala, however, pleaded not guilty, claiming that he only embraced the girl and had never
had sex with her.
“I did no such thing as having canal knowledge of her, I embrace her only on
five occasions, and I also released on those occasions.
“I’m only being lied against by her mother because we had a
misunderstanding. We are neighbours.”
The Chief Magistrate, Igho Braimah, who ordered Azala to be remanded in prison,
adjourned the case till April 19, for hearing.
These couple has taken pre-wedding photos to a whole new level after their concept
caused a stir on the Internet..
An OAP at Radio Sapientia 95.3FM, Onitsha, Anambra state, Ifeanyi Orakwue,took to his
page to share the photo of the couple depicting Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden, and
wrote;
THEY ARE BOTH FROM AKOKWA IN IMO STATE...
IKE GWUU!!"
Despite the fact that there are many $ex tips online many many still fail the task of satisfying their partner $exually.
It is actually sad to realise that sometimes, you could be perfect at everything but terribly bad
when it comes to making a woman happy,
especially when it comes to $ex and $exual things.
For women, $ex is not only what you do, and it
doesn't have to begin in the bedroom. Even the
littlest things could turn her on and earn you
points as an ideal romantic lover.
Twitter user, The Ultimate [@TheUltimateLale],
believes there are universal truths that every
guy should know about making women happy,
and women expect men to know these things.
So what are the things your babe wants you
know about $ex and $exually satisfying her?
1. Put her first in all $exual activities. It is COMPULSORY. She will do you right afterwards.
For sure.
2. Women get turned on by simply seeing that
they have messages from you. Very simple, isn't it.
3. Saying "I love you" before, during and after $ex doesn't count at all. 0 points my brothers. Don't say it.
4. Most of the time when a woman fantasizes, its about you, bruh.
5. women love it when you hug them from
behind and whisper in their ears.
6. Women are unimpressed by a man who can't
or doesn't take the lead. They find it $exy almost all the time.
7. Oral $ex is your get out of jail free card. Buying her shoes might work, too. But oral $ex
is the greatest. You giirl can't say no to you
when you eat her cookie well.
8. Even good girls love hushed dirty talk in public.
9. if she refuses $ex with you its either she is having a bad day, blackmailing you to get
something or she isn't feeling connected to you.
10. Keep your fingers clean always, man. Women get urinary-tract infections easily.
11. Women love grabbing ass too. Let them.
12. If you surprise her with more gifts, you get more loving, more $ex.
15. Her brëasts love much licking and sucking.
16. Her a$s loves much grabbing.
17. Her tummy loves much rubbing.
18. Her kitty loves much stroking and purring.
19. Women like pörn too.
20. You should have known all of this earlier.
This was first published on Twitter by The Ultimate [@TheUltimateLale].
Ladies always have a way of driving men crazy with their selling point....lol
Maori Tezuka, who made her debut in Japan’s flourishing “silver pôrn” industry at 71, and who
has been in the Japanese pôrn movie industry almost a decade, has finally thrown in the
towel.
The former opera singer, who joined the pôrn industry partly because of lack of red-blooded
Lotharios able to keep up with her, retired at 80.
The actress who said she doesn't regret being a
pôrn star, told the local media;
“Once the lights go on, you just do your best.
“I have no regrets, but shooting became difficult when the actor wasn’t my type.It was never about the money for
me. I’ve already been asked about returning in two or three years — I said
I’d think about it.”
Elderly pôrn or Geronto pôrn is big business in Japan where around 34 million people — or a
quarter of the population — are over 65.
AFP reports that Japan’s pôrn industry rakes in about $20 billion a year, with movies featuring rambunctious geriatrics accounting for around a quarter of that market.
In recent years sales have soared as more of
the country’s perky seniors celebrate their mojo.
The genre took off thanks largely to the exploits
of Shigeo Tokuda, an 82-year-old actor who has appeared in hundreds of blue movies with titles such as “Forbidden Elderly Care” and “ManicTraining of Lolitas”.
Ese,former big brother Naija fake housemate has revealed she has sëx toys but make often use of them because she has a boyfriend who 'services' her well.
When asked about her take on Sêx toys, the beauty queen said:
“I don’t think it’s a bad idea having a Sêx toy because it would reduce the cheating in relationships.
But whenever you use Sêx toys, you should always tell your man about it. I don’t think there is anything wrong for a lady to have Sêx toys.”
Ese, who was further asked if she uses Sêx toys, said:
“I have but I don’t use them often and
that is because I’m not really a Sêx Sêx kind of person and my boyfriend is really satisfying me. God please forgive me, I
know it is a sin.”
It was a thing of joy as the latest couple in town tied the knot in low key fashion.
Barrister Dele Taiwo who
works in Abuja and is also a pastor at the Redeemed Christian Church Of God (RCCG) -got wedded traditionally to his heartthrob in a
simple manner with few family and friends...
Photos of the lovely couple have been shared
online with many congratulating them.
A man caught sleeping with his own daughters has claimed he is preparing them for marriage by sleeping with them.
A 45-Year old man of Magoye district in Zambia was yesterday reportedly caught having sëx
with his own biological daughter.
Enock Mweene a father to seven children was in the habit of allegedly sleeping with his own
biological daughters and nieces when they went to visit, and when caught by the wife who
called people in the community to come and witness the act, Mr. Mweene admitted having
sëx with his own biological daughters and relatives charging that he was preparing them
for marriage.
According to eye witnesses, Mr. Mweene and his three daughters have been having sêxual
activities for more than two years since 2015.
“We are shocked with this man, rumors were all over that he is sleeping with his daughters, till
today when we witnessed it, he was right on top of his second daughter” a source said.
And when the community started beating him up, Mr. Mweene confirmed that he was sleeping with his three daughters charging that he was
preparing them for marriage.
“I am preparing my daughters for marriage; this is my move to prepare them for marriage. Don’t
beat me up”- pleaded the man.
An artificial intelligence sex doll with the ability to create emotional closeness and progress through different modes from romantic, to family to sexy has been unveiled.
The doll, dubbed Samantha, was presented on camera in Barcelona on Thursday and is said to respond to being touched in different areas of her body.
One of the doll's creators, Sergi Santos, explained her functions, saying she was designed to be interactive.
"Basically, she likes to be touched," he said.
"She has different modes of interaction: she has romantic, she has family and she has sexy
modes."You can touch in the hips, in the
arms... she likes to be kissed.
"She also responds to the G spot and the brëasts."She can also respond to the hands.
The hands are romantic."The spots she feels sëxy are the mouth and the G spot."
He said she interacted in a progressive from
romantic right through to sëxual.
"The final objective of the sëxual mode is to get her to get orgāsm," he said.
An old man who had his first son at the age of 94 has claimed he is still very active in bed and needs a new love as his wife has left him.
A 101-year-old man in Haryana, northern India has made a remarkable claim that he is still
intimately active up to three times a night.
Ramjet Ragav also confessed that he is looking for love after his wife Sakuntala, who is 36
years younger than him, left him, taking their youngest child with her.
Speaking to local media, Ramjet said: "I am
over 100 now but I have nobody with me. My
life seems so meaningless now. I could have
enjoyed the happiness of life if I had my wife
and children with me."
Ramjet first made international headlines after
fathering his first son at the age of 94 and
again he second son at the age of 96.
However, his first son, Vikramjeet, disappeared
four years ago when he was just three years old
and is believed to have been kidnapped.
Ramjet said that he does not know where his
wife went to and that it is now three years
since she left with his youngest son.
The centenarian now lives alone in a single-
roomed house and says he is lonely as no one
has time to spend with him.
1. Fidgeting: A guy will be bad in bed by how
he moves. Quick, jerky or nervous movements
show plainly that he’s not comfortable in his
own body, and won’t be comfortable with
mine.
Fix it: The quickest solution is exercise, especially a masculine sport such as boxing
or MMA. If you don’t enjoy getting punched i
the grill repeatedly on a daily basis, go for Crossfit—it totally changes how you move,
increases body coordination and obliterates stress.
Say goodbye to nervous, jerky
movements and say hello to a new body type and level of fitness. As a bonus, most Crossfi
boxes (gyms) are jam-packed with hot, fit women
2. Queasiness: You’re grossed out by the human body and freak when a girl has leg
hair, you spot menstrual blood, etc.
Our girl Andrea, 27, tells us, “the yard shouldn’t have
to be perfectly groomed for you to play in it.”
If you’re verbally or visibly uneasy with the female body or your own, she senses that
you’re probably going to be a pretty sterile,
unimaginative lay.
Fix it: Get over it, bro. s*x is sometimes dow
and dirty. The more you learn to dig that, the
more comfortable she’ll feel letting her guard
down around you both on the streets and
between the sheets.
3. Indecision: Think “I don’t know, what do you want to do tonight?” That kind of wishy-
washiness hardly impresses Leyla, 26. “When
he leaves everything to me on a date, it leads me to expect that he’s going to be the same
way in the bedroom, and women don’t want that.”
Fix it: Man up and plan a date. It doesn’t hav
to be perfect—just putting forth the effort goes a long way. Quick tip: Invite her to something you’re already planning on doing.
“Hey, have you been to the Chinese Market
downtown? Some friends and I might check it
out this weekend. They’ve got all kinds of unidentifiable things that you can eat. Feeling
adventurous enough to join us?”
The added benefit is, if she flakes, you’re not stuck
sitting around.
4. Bad Touching : This is one of the top complaints women have about men regarding
foreplay and s*x. It’s something that even many experienced guys get totally, horribly
wrong. Emily, 28, explains that she “has to like the way his casual touch feels. If I
unconsciously tense up and pull away from his touch, I listen to my body. Also, if he
touches me too much or not enough, I can
tell he won’t know how to please me when
things get more intimate.”
Fix it: Your touch should be natural, and
escalate from friendly to something more ove
time. In other words, the exact opposite of the ultra-common mistake—not touching until
you’re trying to “make a move.” Also, don’t look at the area you’re touching or call undue attention to it, which will creep her out big time. All this requires practice.
5. Lack of Adventure: Saying things that mak
you sound boring in the sack is unforgivable.
Among the worst blunders is being
judgmental about other people’s s*xual
proclivities. Katie, 29, was turned off when a
guy expressed a bit of revulsion about a past
s*xual exploit. “He basically labeled himself a
dead cow in bed when he told me that the last girl he dated was ‘kind of a freak’
because she wanted him to pull her hair.
Sorry, but almost every girl I know loves that
at the right time. If he thinks that was weird, I’m going to have to teach him everything,
and it’ll probably fall on deaf ears.”
Fix it: Keep an open mind, and, if you can’t, shut the hell up. The saddest part is, the poo
schmuck in the above example was probably just testing the waters to see if Katie would
be into it—he just handled it all wrong. The best way to introduce something new, by the
way, is to gently give it a try while you’re in
the act and go from there. Just, maybe don’t bring out the handcuffs right away.
As shared by Bobmomokhalifa,a man proposed to his lover at a popular and crowded mall in Florida, US at the weekend and
he received the shocked of his life.
He proposed to her and she said NO.
He was left embarrassed and shamed in front of hundreds of people.
Black, beautiful and unquestionably bold Yoruba
actress, Adediwura ‘Blarkgold’ Adesegha, mother of one, is a highly liberated woman who
can discuss any topic under the sun, without batting an eyelid.
She’s so free that she talks about s3x like the weather. One of her thoughts is that s3x
shouldn’t be such a sacred thing.
“S3x is a free style, it depends on one’s opinion. If you are an adult why shouldn’t you have it?
It has to do with the individual. It is not something to be
discussed generally.
My own view about s3x is enjoying yourself. If I feel like having it, I will. If I don’t feel like, then I keep to myself. I
can decide to have it Monday to Friday, if I have the strength and if the man is there for me and I think my power can
handle everyday s3x. It depends on what
I want at that moment,” she once told
Potpourri in a chat.
But it seems when it comes to a woman falling
for s3x toys instead of the real thing, the actress has some certain reservations about it.
“Actually, I do hear girls discuss it,” she
said, when she was asked if it is okay
for a woman to use s3x toys.
“I hear them discussing it that when one is addicted to such there’s high possibility of becoming a lesbian. On the
other hand, I hear guys have their own s3x toys too.
Do they?
Please answer me too”. Case dismissed.
Source - Vanguard
Hmmm...this is serious o.
But trust me,its cool.If you can learn all this,I guarantee your woman will always desire you*winks*
