Thursday, 2 February 2017

“Harrysong Will Apologise To Five Star Music For What He Did” – Kcee Reveals

Kcee has confirmed reports that Harrysong was arrested
..
According to LIB, its reporter who was at the police station where Harrysong is being held, caught up with Kcee who gave an update on the situation.

Kcee said;
“Harrysong has told me, he’s going to call for a press conference to apologise publicly. My mom is crying, she’s been calling me, telling me to free Harrysong.

But the only thing that annoyed me was the last statement he made, it’s not nice on me. It’s not good on me that I invested all my money and time on him”.

Guys,Do You Know That Rough S3x Can Break Your Manhood? See How

For those who are nursing ideas about creative ways to have s*x that day, be advised to take it easy with your manhood!
This is because rough s*x can make you rupture your pen!s and send you straight to the Accident and Emergency room in the hospital!
If you must know, these are the things that happen when you rupture your pen!s…
• According to a study published in the journal BMJ Case Reports, the pen!s does not have a bone — but instead the corpus cavernosa — two tubes made of spongy material — run along its length.
• Blood flows into this tissue, which is what makes the pen!s hard during an erection.
• If, in the throes of s*xual intercourse you hear an audible crack, please take an immediate break to see if all is well!
• Even if you don’t take a break, if it’s penile injury, you will immediately go soft and feel a sharp pain at the base of my manhood.
• What happens is that the snap will lead to a tear in the corpus cavernosa’s sheath, which means blood will leak out.
• Your manhood will swell immediately and turn black.
• It will curve or twist to the side, instead of pointing forward in a normal situation.
• Your pen!s will feel warm, but achy, indicating some torn muscles.
• You must try and urinate to see if blood comes with the urine.
• If you urinate blood at this stage, then you have a serious problem indeed. You must not wait to see how it’s going to unfold, because you may lose your pen!s permanently!
• Depending on doctor’s diagnosis, you may have to wait for a few weeks before you can have s*x again!
The bottom line: Be careful of the positions you take during s*x, especially if that position leaves the woman in charge of the maneuvering!

See The Top 10 Cheapest Private Universities In Nigeria

Below are the most affordable private universities in Nigerian
1. Al-hikmah University, Ilorin
Founded in 2005, its located in Ilorin, Kwara State, Nigeria.
Al-hikma University School fees { Tuition fees } schedule ranges from N83,500 – N750,000
2. Oduduwa University, Ile-Ife
OUI was founded in 2009 and located in Ipetumodu, Ile Ife, Osun State, Nigeria.
Oduduwa University School fees { Tuition fees } schedule ranges from N157,000 – N197,000
2. Obong University, Obong Ntak
Located in Obong Ntak, Etim Ekpo LGA, Akwa Ibom State, Nigeria. Obong University School fees { Tuition fees } schedule ranges from N180,000 – N200,000
3. Rhema University, Aba
Founded in 2009, its located at No. 153 – 155 Aba-Owerri Road, Aba, Abia State, Nigeria.
Rhema University School fees { Tuition fees } schedule is N200, 000
4. Crescent University, Abeokuta
Founded in 2005, its located at KM. 5, Ayetoro Road, Lafenwa, Abeokuta, Ogun State, Nigeria.
Crescent University School fees { Tuition fees } schedule ranges from N210,000 – N368,000
5. Babcock University, Ilishan Remo
Founded in 2003 and located at Ilishan Remo Ogun State Nigeria.
Babcock University School fees { Tuition fees } schedule ranges from N209,563 – N482,040
6. Fountain University
Founded in 2008 and located in Oke Osun after the Osun Osogbo river, Osun State, Nigeria.
Fountain University School fees { Tuition fees } schedule is N341,500
7. Adeleke University, Ede
Located in Ede-Osogbo Rd, Ede, Osun State, Nigeria. Adeleke University School fees { Tuition fees } schedule is N350, 000
8. Lead City University, Ibadan
Founded in 2005 and located at toll gate, Ibadan. Lead City University School fees { Tuition fees } schedule ranges from N100, 000 – N450,000
9. Ajayi Crowther University, Oyo
Founded in 2005 and located at Oyo, Oyo State
Ajayi Crowther University School fees { Tuition fees } schedule ranges from N405,000 – N750,000
10. Crawford University, Igbesa
Located at Igbesa, name if their current Vice Chancellor is Samson Adenola Ayanlaja.
Crawford University School fees { Tuition fees } schedule ranges from N440, 000 – N495,000

STORY:BEAUTIFUL BELINA (Episode 27)

He was shocked at first but he later asked, “What do u mean, I
am not a half-cast”.
I smiled victoriously & said, “I know but u still have foreign blood in u. It is either ur mum is a half-cast or ur dad is.
I don’t see u having this colour of eyes without a foreign blood”,
I said knowing from his reaction that my judgement was right.
He looked amazed as he said,
“Well, my biological mother is a half-cast”.
I wanted to follow that
statement but I knew that it is best to know little of him for my
own good.
“Don’t think I did not observe ur subject swap, & u are good at it”, he said & laughed
slightly,
“Christ,u are d--n
observant &thoughtful”.
I gave myself a pat on d back & smiled back feeling at ease with him, then I remembered that I was at work.
“Ok, I guess u came to see me d other time for something important but u were
unfortunate enough to come at d wrong time”, I said
“Oh, it is nothing serious, I just
wanted to pay u a surprise visit”, he said smiling.
I wondered how he knew my office but did not ask him & I made a mental note to ask my
secretary later
“Alright, I would be back & be sure I won’t accept d excuse u gave me earlier”, he said &
left.
I breathed a free air immediately he left but I also missed him
instantly.
***
The police men arrived at Tolu’s house in a casual car but with
uniformed police men in it.
Inspector Sule & d guy with d evidence finally got out of d car. The guy took out his phone
& dialed a number.
“Ore, bawo ni nowww?”….“I dey your house house, I just wan follow some people
groove go one joint but I tell them say make them stop for ur house. We dey ur house
now, u go follow?” silence followed, then he smiled, “I trust
u my guy, u now dey dull my spirit, I swear, we dey wait o”, he
said and hung up. The inspector had got d hint so he told his men to stay hidden around d
gate of the building & d car they brought.
The tattered looking guy sat down on bonnet of d car
with inspector sule who was busy taking note of every move.
He had learned to trust no one so he was monitoring d guy
beside him also
Within minutes, Tolu was out of d gate & upon sighting his
friend on d car’s bonnet, he walked towards him. One over-
eager police man forgot their initial plan & walked behind Tolu, gun in hand. The ever alert
Tolu noticed d silent steps of someone & within d twinkle
of an eye, removed d pocket knife that was always with him,
stopped immediately & threw his hand backwards, & sliced d stomach of his assailant like someone who was ready to do
operation. The police man fell immediately clutching his stomach & wailing. Tolu did not see d other police men so
b4 he knew what was
happening, he had been
rounded up with close to five guns aimed at his skull. His hands
were forced behind him & they were roughly handcuffed & he
was pushed into d car like a cow ready to be slaughtered. The
terribly injured police officer was also put in d car & they zoomed off without delay.
***
I attended to only one patient & next thing I knew, it was time to go home. As I was about leaving, I remembered that I had
planned to ask my secretary something about Richard & I
wanted to call her via d
intercom but decided otherwise.
I cleared my table & I checked to be sure that everything was
inside my bag & I found
Richard’s hankie. It had a lingering smell of him which made it look as if he was there
personally. I dropped d hankie in my bag, cleared my things,
said a little prayer of thanks to God & left my
office.
I noticed Joke also preparing to leave
“Hey Joke”, I said
“Miss Belina,u are already leaving abi”, she asked
“uhn,I have told u that after working hours, I am Belina, for
God’s sake, we are almost d same age”, I said already hating
all d ‘miss’ bullshit.
She smiled & said, “sorry for letting that guy into ur office, I
did not know he would upset u”
“oh, 4get that. I want to ask u something. How did Mr Richard know my office? Is he a regular face?” I asked
Her eyes widened for some seconds, she quickly covered it & my professional instinct told me that a lie would follow. “I… I don’t know but he is a regular
face here”
I wanted to just just smile but I laughed my heart out & Joke knew that I caught her lie for
what it is. “C’mon now Joke,u can’t fool me. Tell me d truth & I won’t tell him or get
angry”, I said truthfully.
She sighed & lowered her voice in conspiracy, “I am not surprised that u don’t know
him for who he really is cos I also did not know for like a month since I came here but listen, that man is Mr Richard
Branson, d owner of Best Results Hospital”
I blanched & almost passed out at d revelation.

Wednesday, 1 February 2017

Big War! #IstandwithBuhari Group Fix Their Rally On The Same Days As That Of 2face

This is getting serious.
#Istandwithbuhari group has fixed their own nationwide rally on the
same day 2face fixed his own protest.
Serious Gobe

Fake Nigerian Army Major Arrested In Maiduguri (Photo)

A man posing as a Nigerian
Army Major was on Tuesday,
January 31st arrested at the
Maiduguri branch of Eco Bank
in Borno State.

Man Spends N400k On Newspaper Advert To Publicly Disown His Daughter And Mother

A man publicly disowned his daughter and mother on guardian newspaper after paying N400k for the advert

Checkout This Application Letter(School Fees Wasted)

Is this written by a graduate?
Smh
School fees wasted

See What Terry-G Said About 2face's Planned Protest

Nigerian musician, Terry G has publicly said he is in support of 2face
Idibia's planned National Protest against President Muhammadu Buhari
led government on February 6th.

Terry G added that in his own opinion,no Politician either from the
PDP or the ruling APC should participate as they are all birds of a
feather.

#supported

Barely 3 weeks after her wedding,23-year-old dies hours afterlabour (Photos)

A newly wedded 23-year-old, Vera who was
pregnant during her wedding on 22nd December,
put to bed 11th January, died few hours after
delivery, after complaining of severe pains.
Her friend, Princess Nkiru shared this sad news